Crapshoot: Trespasser, the Jurassic Park game that was ambitious, at least

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From 2010 to 2014 Richard Cobbett wrote Crapshoot, a column about rolling the dice to bring random obscure games back into the light. This week, he’s sorely in need of a palate cleansing after five hours of tedium. And you know it’s bad when you resort to this to wash away unwanted memories.

On a day with Skyrim, Saints Row 3, and the Tribes Ascend beta on my PC, do you know what I wasted about five hours of my precious existence playing? That’s right—Telltale’s Jurassic Park: The Game. Well, it claims to be a game, though I argue that “Jurassic Park: The Vaguely Interactive Machinima That’s Suspiciously Like Aliens For Some Strange Reason” would have been almost as snappy.



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